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She cries cuz shes lost and she doesnt even know what she wants. Her eyes grow cold as she begs the world to just let her go.
Depressing Love quotes
I got some new underwear the other day. Well, new to me.
I'm a great lover, I'll bet.
England is better only because I stand out there as 'unusual'.
You know what I hate? Indian givers... no, I take that back.
Pentiums melt in your PC, not in your hand.
Well, my brother says Hello. So, hooray for speech therapy.
I was sleeping the other night, alone, thanks to the exterminator.
My mother was like a sister to me, only we didn't have sex quite so often.
Some mornings, it's just not worth chewing through the leather straps.
I discovered my wife in bed with another man, and I was crushed. So I said, 'Get off me, you two!'
I once had a large gay following, but I ducked into an alleyway and lost him.
People always ask me, Where were you when Kennedy was shot? Well, I don't have an alibi.
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