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Smoke 'em if you got 'em.
School is practice for the future, and practice makes perfect and nobody's perfect so why bother.
It's not how you pick your nose, it's where you put that booger that counts.
It was time to raise the bar higher, or lower if you're doing limbo.
I'm the greatest rock and roll drummer on the planet and you suck.
I'm not exactly sure how many kids I have, but yes, I do miss them officially, for the record. In case any of them are listening, I love you.
I wish people would turn off their computers, go outside, talk to people, touch people, lick people, enjoy each other's company and smell each other on the rump.
I wanna survive an avalanche. I wanna be one of those people a dog finds buried under a ton of snow, almost dying of starvation.
I like Fisher Price music, nursery rhymes, and the alphabet song.
I have a homosexual crush on most adolescents.
I caught on fire twice on the stage, but I was promptly put out. It was just my leg.
I am no longer married, so ladies... there you go.
I always said the world is a better place because of Joey Ramone.
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