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So, do you live around here often?
Right now I'm having amnesia and deja vu at the same time.
On the other hand, you have different fingers.
My theory of evolution is that Darwin was adopted.
My roommate got a pet elephant. Then it got lost. It's in the apartment somewhere.
My neighbor has a circular driveway... he can't get out.
My friend has a baby. I'm recording all the noises he makes so later I can ask him what he meant.
Last year I went fishing with Salvador Dali. He was using a dotted line. He caught every other fish.
Last week the candle factory burned down. Everyone just stood around and sang Happy Birthday.
Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died.
It's a small world, but I wouldn't want to have to paint it.
It doesn't matter what temperature the room is, it's always room temperature.
It doesn't make a difference what temperature a room is, it's always room temperature.
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