So I'm At The Office, I Tell This Guy...Pass Me The Stapler, But When You Pass It, Make Sure Staples Are In It, Because If It Isn't, I Can't Staple Anything. - SearchQuotes

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So I'm at the office, I tell this guy...Pass me the stapler, but when you pass it, make sure staples are in it, because if it isn't, I can't staple anything.

Kevin Hart

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