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So I'm now coming up with a new plan: Whenever a girl leaves the house, I'm going to hug her and then pat her down at the same exact time.
I burnt my face off. It peeled, and then I exfoliated and then burnt the part that I peeled. Pauly D Problems.
Ryder's looking good tonight, but she already had sex with Vinny. And I'm not really cool with Vinny's sloppy seconds, so I don't really know what to do with her. But, I don't want to be rude. So, whether you're the first man in or the last man in, ride her.
The first thing I want to do now that I'm back in America is I want to go tanning. I'm as pale as a ghost. I'm almost as white as my teeth.
Me and Vinny are so excited, that Vinny immediately jumps on my bed and like, dry humps me on my bed just like old times.
Ohhhh Yeahhhhh!!!!! Tanning Yeahhhhh!!!!!
I'm Tanorexic bro!
GTF! Gym, Tan, Find Out Who Sammi Is Texting Behind Ronnie's Back.
I did not know Staten Island was an actual island until we went over the bridge
Deena's out of control! I just spilled my coffee & I don't even drink coffee.
You better send roses to the house, you feel me?! ROSES, DAWG, WITH PICKLES IN UM!! FRIED PICKLES!! for my sister.
Ra-Ra-Ra ROGER THAT!
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