So Far Things Are Going My Way. I Am Known In The Hospice As The Man Who Wouldn't Die. I Don't Know If This Is True Or Not, But I Think Some People, Not Many, Are Starting To Wonder Why I'm Still Around. - SearchQuotes

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So far things are going my way. I am known in the hospice as The Man Who Wouldn't Die. I don't know if this is true or not, but I think some people, not many, are starting to wonder why I'm still around.

Art Buchwald

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