So One Day As A Kid I Was At The Local Zoo. I Was Bored And Kept Pestering My Dad To Go And Play. Eventually He Agreed, Took Me Over To The Lion Enclosure, Threw Me In And Said: There Ya Go, Play Dead... - SearchQuotes

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So one day as a kid I was at the local Zoo. I was bored and kept pestering my Dad to go and play. Eventually he agreed, took me over to the lion enclosure, threw me in and said: There ya go, play dead...

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