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So what am I supposed to do, run him under some hot water and bang his head against a table?
I just feel like I need one last fling, get it out of my system, I just want have meaningless sex with the next guy I see.
Vanilla? I'm not vanilla. I've done lots of crazy things. I mean I got drunk and married in Vegas.
Doctor you've gotta do something! I...ya...you've gotta give me drugs...or you gotta light a fire up in there and just smoke it out!
'know what? I am going to do something today. I'm not just gonna sit around like some old lady. I'm gonna get something pierced. Like my uh, like my nose or my tongue or something.
Nodded off? Ross, you were snoring! My father's boat didn't make that much noise when it hit rocks!
If a guy just broke up with his girlfriend, how long do you think is an appropriate time to wait before you...make a move?
You know what I figure, If I can do laundry, there's nothing I can't do
What the hell's a Rachem? Is that some paleontology term that I wouldn't know about because I'm just a waitress?
I can't believe Chip dumped me for that slut, Nancy Branson. You know, I'm taking him back. I don't care how much he begs.
Uma Thurman, Winona Ryder, Michelle Pfeffer,Elizabeth Hurley, Dorothy Hamel? Honey you do know, she only spins like that on ice.
Clearly, you don't want people to see it. Now I don't want people to see it either, but you so badly don't want people to see it makes me want to see it, you see?
No one, they are my friends. I wouldn't punch any of them.
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