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Sometimes, you just get in this mentality of 'Fuck you, this is funny.' If you don't think so, you're the asshole.
I'm not entirely comfortable saying I'm an actor, because it seems like a very weird, almost dorky thing to say you are.
Yeah, there have been porn stars in literally every single movie Ive ever been in, so it was not weird to work with them.
I always try to be truthful to kind of what's going on with my life and my friends and my experiences.
Well, having no real skills, I always try to play characters close to myself.
I just loved comedy, and I think it was my parents who initially brought up the notion of me trying to do stand-up.
I'm still scared of monsters, for God's sakes! When my girlfriend goes out of town, I sleep with the TV on.
Ive been exercising...it sucks, I hate it. I hate what Ive become.
I dont watch porn with dialogue. Im far beyond that. I watch the down and dirty stuff.
Uh, stay fat, people. Thats my motto. Its no picnic!
Im a complete coward in real life.
I think a lot of filmmakers make these weird little movies, and arent aware thattheyre making weird little movies!
I was in high school when Will Ferrell was first on Saturday Night Live, and I remember thinking man, that guy is the funniest guy ever.
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