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Sometimes you eat the bar, and sometimes the bar eats you, dude.
Clothes are annoying.
Sex in the Stone Age? Okay National Geographic, I'm intrigued.
Sooooo, say your cat accidentally ate one of your birth control pills. He'd be fine right? Yeaaaah. Oopsies.
Somebody start talking about politics so I can fall back asleep...
No matter how many of them I see, Smart Cars still make me giggle.
'm full of bad ideas today. Eating a ton of food right before working out, going to the store with no bra on. Both REALLY bad ideas.
Goldfish crackers for dinner, unhealthy decision. ORGANIC goldfish crackers for dinner, healthy decision.
I'm off to a wedding of two people who's name I don't know. But I do know there's free food and booze and that's good enough for me.
Took my cat Dexter for the first time, outside and on a leash tonight. Man, he's such a little rockstar, he did so good, nothing phases him!
Some people have been saying I'm wearing mom jeans on the show today, this is FASHION people! FASHION! Get a clue! Hellllllooo! DUR!
A lady just drove past me and yelled, stupid b*#$ learn how to drive! I said, you are mean!
I don't think that I'm famous, so I have to say Derek. It's a lot of work trying to look good, but Derek, to me, is the real star.
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