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Speak when you are angry - and you'll make the best speech you'll ever regret.
Dr Laurence J Peter
Doing nothing is very hard to do...you never know when you're finished.
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A man's got to take a lot of punishment to write a really funny book.
People always ask me, 'Were you funny as a child?' Well, no, I was an accountant.
Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.
The most exciting phrase to hear in science, the one that heralds the most discoveries, is not Eureka! (I found it!) but 'That's funny...ï¿½
Funny thing how you first meet the woman that you marry. I first met the wife in a tunnel of love. She was digging it.
God writes a lot of comedy... the trouble is, he's stuck with so many bad actors who don't know how to play funny.
It's funny the way most people love the dead. Once you're dead, you're made for life.
God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh.
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Humor has historically been tied to the mores of the day. The Yellow Kid was predicated on what people thought was funny about the immigrant Irish. When you're different in a society, you're funny.
The golden rule of work is that the bosses jokes are ALWAYS funny.
All diseases run into one, old age.
Ralph Waldo Emerson
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