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Spell Long Dick; L...O...Dick. Alright alright alright!
Pineapples! I wanna go home.
Oh my god noooooo...
The sound of the headboard, that's motivation.
I didn't play sports, I was in spelling bees.
When I left, I took all the backs to her earrings, yeah I don't want the earrings I just want the backs. You could put them on but your'e gonna f*cking lose them without the backs. I suggest you buy a pack of pencils and get it poppin with those f*cking erasers b*tch!
Alright alright alrightttt, you gon learn today.
Relationships are like farting, If you push too hard... things could get messy real fast.
I DON'T have EX's! I have Y's. Like 'Y the hell did I date you?!'
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Get off Facebook while in church.
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Sex is great for stress
I just got punked by a homeless man, he asked me 4 some $ so I gave him $5..this bitch had the nerve 2 say "WTF am I suppose 2 do wit this" I then said "Get sumthin 2 eat" he then said "I don't want 2 eat no fucking fast food shit, that shit will have me shitting on the streets"
So I'm at the office, I tell this guy...Pass me the stapler, but when you pass it, make sure staples are in it, because if it isn't, I can't staple anything.
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