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Sweet sweet little Ramona, I think I'll try and phone her.
Bonzo goes to bitburg then goes out for a cup of tea. As I watched it on TV somehow it really bothered me.
She was standing by the Space Invaders, so I said, can I meet you later?
I met her at Burger King, we fell in love by the soda machine.
Hanging out on 2nd Avenue eating chicken vindaloo, I just want to be with you.
I'm a worm man, gonna crawl in a hole. Nobody's my friend, I'm no good to anyone, I want some dirt.
I'm a shock trooper in a stupor yes I am, I'm a Nazi schatze y'know I fight for fatherland.
Will you remember Jerry Lee, John Lennon, T. Rex?
I heard it from my doctor before he pulled the plug, have a nice day.
Ran out of Carbona, Mom threw out the glue. Ran out of paint and roach spray, too.
Now I wanna sniff some glue, now I wanna have something to do.
Nothing to do, nowhere to go, I wanna be sedated.
Gimme some skin, gimme some gin, gimme some wine, I lost my mind.
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