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Swimming is a confusing sport, because sometimes you do it for fun, and other times you do it to not die. And when I'm swimming, sometimes I'm not sure which one it is.
Swimming: 5% Swimming. 95% just doing flips and handstands in the water.
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It's hot you know? I cant really stand summer, but I perfer to go out swimming. In fact, I think I'll wanna go swimming forever. Because the only place I would go swimming is right in your mind... all the time.
Let's go swimming better yet I'm gonna go skinny dippin you can go chunky dunkin.
The man who is swimming against the stream knows the strength of it.
Swimming is normal for me. I'm relaxed. I'm comfortable, and I know my surroundings. It's my home.
One time at the beach this guy was swimming in the ocean yelling 'Help! Shark! Help!'. I just laughed, I knew that shark was not going to help him.
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If swimming is such a good way to stay in shape; Explain whales...
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So I rang up my local swimming baths. I said 'Is that the local swimming baths?' He said 'It depends where you're calling from.'
It's almost Summer! Time to find out what my friends with swimming pools have been up to since last summer...
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It has nothing to do with swimming. That happens to be my sport. I'm trying to see how far I can go.
I don't need a pool, I'm swimming in you.
Exuse me I'm looking for the swimming pool!
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