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That awkward moment when someone asks if your hair is wet, but its just that dirty.
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Well our hair is great. Our hair is better than most peoples hair. My hair is better than anyones. Thats the only reason we started the band. Cuz like I cant sing at all but their all like Look at his hair look at his hair! Look but dont touch. I said that to them. I said it straight away, look but dont touch. I had to keep spanking hands, it was dreadful. But in the end they learned the rules that I go by. And now were selling thousands of records.
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Everyone, My hair is better then fu..ing anyones! My hair is the reason we started the band, cause I couldnt sing, and they were like, well just look at his hair! and I was like, fine, you can look. but you cant touch.
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There was this thing written that I had gone into a candle store, and my hair went up in flames because of all the hair spray. First of all, I never have hair spray in my hair, and I've never even heard of this store, and my hair has never been burned.
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It's not the hair on your head that matters. It's the kind of hair you have inside.
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Dont let the spike hair fool you, like Im not a b*tch.
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This is the first time in my life I've had hair this short. It's always been down to my waist. I can't hide behind my hair any more.
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Fans will come up to me and compliment my hair and all my friends are like, When did this even happen? Your hair has become this crazy thing.
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