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That brings up an interesting philosophical question is it okay to snitch to the police on the police?
First of all, I'ma live forever, but if I do die I'ma smack God upside the head and tell him to get me a grilled cheese sandwich and some tacos.
That how it starts, you know. Takin' bitches out to eat. Meals, and whatnot. Next thing you know, you wake up in a rest haven for hoes. A sanctuary for scandalous skeezes and stunt. What if he marries her?! What if we end up with a ho for a grandma?! What if we have a ho for a Grandma and she comes to school on Career Day?! Ooh - what if they have kids?! We have a brother, a sister that's half-ho!
Dear Santa.... you'se a bitch nigga... nonono... wait wait... Dear Santa... You'se a bitch ASS nigga...i heard the mall was hiring extra security to protect you.. that's a bitch move santa...i'm comin for that ass again... until you pay what you owe! sincurly yours... the santa stalker...
You only good when u come outta no where sucker punching a nigga!
Yeah yeah son! The name is Riley Escobar! Know what I'm saying?!
Whoa. This is what crack must feel like.
You'se a bitch.
Well I don't see what's the big deal with hoes anyway. Ok but if they not all hoes then why do I got to pay to take them out to eat then. I mean I'm paying that's payment. But I'm paying which makes her a hoe! Why do I just give her the money I was goin' spend on dinner and that hoe can go grocery shopping.
Nigga, u gay.
Game recognize game and you lookin' kinda unfamiliar right now.
Takin' women out to eat, givin' 'em free meals? What part of the game is that? You takin' her to Red Lobster with the cheddar biscuits. The fam ain't eatin' cheddar biscuits, but this random broad is eatin' cheddar biscuits!
Granddad....He beat you like a pinata! Hey...We can rent Granddad out for Mexican Birthday parties. We can call him....Senior Pinata! Hola, Senior Pinata!
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