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That hater-juice is best served cold.
You better grab your girl tight when Im around, cause I know shes grillin me..
The whole Ronnie and Sam situation may be crumbling as we speak, its only a matter of time before shes gonna pull the eject button.
When there was knockin on the door, I was like, this is either the police for me, this is either some lawyer, somebodys Dad, somebodys brother
The only thing we care about is gettin' girls & going to the gym.
Come on Sam, he f*cked up hardcore & made you look f*ckin stupid.
Everybody at the Shore definitely knows The Situation. As far as I know, everybody loves The Situation, and if you don't love The Situation, I'm gonna make you love The Situation.
I wait till the last minute to shave, I wait till the last minute to put the shirt on 'cause you feel fresh. These are rules to live by, shave last minute, haircut the day-of, maybe some tanning and the gym. You gotta do the guido handbook.
Everybody loves me, babies, dogs, ya know, hot girls, cougars. I just have unbelievable mass appeal.
If you want to look somewhat like The Situation, which is gonna be pretty hard, you need to get that protein in your diet.
You can hate on me all you want to, but what can you possibly say to somebody that looks like Rambo, pretty much, with his shirt off.
This is The Situation right here, my abs are so ripped up it's.. we call it The Situation.
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