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The Bible tells us to love our neighbors, and also to love our enemies; probably because generally they are the same people.
Gilbert K Chesterton
Doing nothing is very hard to do...you never know when you're finished.
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I'm always more motivated by the pain of a funny character than by what makes him funny.
A man's got to take a lot of punishment to write a really funny book.
No, no, I was only funny on stage, really. I, I, think I was funny as a person toward my classmates when I was very young. You know, when I was a child, up to about the age of 12.
People always ask me, 'Were you funny as a child?' Well, no, I was an accountant.
Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.
You put funny people in funny costumes and paint them green and we could talk about anything we wanted to, because that was the only thing that fascinated Gene about this particular genre.
The most exciting phrase to hear in science, the one that heralds the most discoveries, is not Eureka! (I found it!) but 'That's funny...ï¿½
Funny thing how you first meet the woman that you marry. I first met the wife in a tunnel of love. She was digging it.
God writes a lot of comedy... the trouble is, he's stuck with so many bad actors who don't know how to play funny.
It's funny the way most people love the dead. Once you're dead, you're made for life.
God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh.
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