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The United States contains 5% of the world's population, yet uses 24% of the world's energy. On the other hand, the US produces 20% of the world's beer, but consumes only 12.8%. So it's not like the US isn't sharing.
John Alejandro King Aka The Covert Comic
Paintings are like a beer, only beer tastes good and it's hard to stop drinking beer.
You can't be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline - it helps if you have some kind of a football team, or some nuclear weapons, but at the very least you need a beer.
We're basically after Joe's beer money, and Joe likes his beer, so you better make sure that what you give him is at least as pleasurable to him as having his six-pack of beer would be.
A guy sitting with his girlfriend, drinking beer says, "I love you". Girl asks "Is it you or the beer talking?". Boy replies, "Its me. Talking to my beer."
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Homer: Oh, I'll never drink another beer in my life.Vendor: BEER HERE! I GOT BEER!Homer: OOH, I'll take ten!
If I have a near-beer, Im near beer. And if Im near beer, Im close to tequila. And if Im close to tequila, Im adjacent to cocaine.
Mmmmmmm. donuts/beer/erotic cakes.
Beer is living proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.
The mouth of a perfectly happy man is filled with beer.
God has a brown voice, as soft and full as beer.
I would kill everyone in this room for a drop of sweet beer.
I'm gonna drink lots of beer and stay out all night.
A Real Man
Happy New Year
Keeping It Real
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