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The new movie I'm working on right now is very autobiographical. It's about a television actor who drinks too much and gets blackballed from the industry, and then he decides to break back in by directing his own movie.
I don't even remember what I did in that movie, because I did it so long ago, I think I'm a crazy bunny, or a lizard. Maybe even a beaver. I don't know. With those animated movies, you do the voice and then three years later, you finally see your character and you're like, 'Oh yeah, I forgot I even did that.'
Maybe it's just because it's so damn cold there. You find humor in everything, 'cause the climate's so harsh, you have to laugh at it.
The best advice he ever gave me was to keep it real, keep it simple. He was a big believer in not having to spell every joke out. You shouldn't have to explain it.
You cannot be this successful without having God on your side.
When I was a kid, I was afraid of other kids.
There are atheists and Christians, and there are people in both groups who are a little too heavy-handed.
Straight people say, 'You know you're just gay,' and gay people say, 'You know you're just gay.' There is such a thing as bisexual!
My parents just neglected me, I wasn't abused or anything.
I was a bad boy as a child.
I have a spiritual advisor I call up, when I just feel lost. Lately, I've been talking to God. I developed this dialogue in rehab, this dialogue with God, and every day I talk to God.
I had no blood relatives till I made some.
I definitely know that I play the part, however big or small, in the deaths of at least two people, Chris Farley and Phil Hartmann.
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