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The one thing children wear out faster than shoes is parents.
John J Plomp
Parents are the last people on earth who ought to have children.
I could tell that my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and a radio.
And my parents finally realise that I'm kidnapped and they snap into action immediately: they rent out my room.
Always obey your parents - when they are present.
In your standard-issue family - of which few remain, but on which our expectations are still based - there are parents and there are children. The way you know which are which, aside from certain size and age differences and despite any behavior similarities, is that the parents are the bossy ones.
From the moment of birth, when the stone-age baby confronts the twentieth-century mother, the baby is subjected to these forces of violence, called love, as its mother and father have been, and their parents and their parents before them. These forces are mainly concerned with destroying most of its potentialities. This enterprise is on the whole successful.
R D Laing
Until I was 13, I thought my name was 'Shut Up.'
My mother had morning sickness after I was born.
My Father had a profound influence on me, he was a lunatic.
My father carries around the picture of the kid who came with his wallet.
My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a bitch.
Mum comes in and says 'I'm working out,' and she'll just be standing there naked doing a dance.
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