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The only thing we care about is gettin' girls & going to the gym.
Jersey Shore
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Jokes are better than war. Even the most aggressive jokes are better than the least aggressive wars. Even the longest jokes are better than the shortest wars.
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It wasn't until I became more confident with myself and I put myself forward instead of the jokes; at first it was put the jokes out there and I'm just behind the jokes.
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A difference of taste in jokes is a great strain on the affections.
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Always laugh heartily at the jokes your boss tells, it maybe a loyalty test.
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For every ten jokes, thou hast got a hundred enemies.
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A serious and good philosophical work could be written consisting entirely of jokes.
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