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The worse the reviews, the better for our demographic.
This isn't that homemade stuff...that love mayonnaise.
What calmed me down finally was when my girlfriend got pregnant.
I feel like my eyes have gonorreah!!!
Hit him in the ding ding!
You can tell it's good if you light it and a blue flame comes up; that means it's good moonshine and it won't make you go blind.
I have a full grown, semi-nude man bound with duct tape in my truck and I was trying to get out to the desert to bury him. How do I get to 5 South?
Hey, is my ass burning?
Suffering will get you great footage. I don't know about closer to God. Although there have been times when I've suffered to the point where I think I might be about to meet him.
People try to challenge me in bars every now and then. As long as they're not physical I just walk away, but if they get physical then I just end up in a fight.
People go to car races to watch the crashes.
I'm the fun dad, I am also the disciplinarian.
I'm not out running around all the time. I'm not partying constantly and constantly battling myself. I'm with someone, and we are very, very happy.
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