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There is more stupidity than hydrogen in the universe, and it has a longer shelf life.
The two most common elements in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity. But not in that order.
I was sued by a woman who claimed that she became pregnant because she watched me on television and I bent her contraceptive coil.
Stupidity is also a gift of God, but one mustn't misuse it.
Pope John Paul II
Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.
A Minneapolis company has come out with a credit card size shotgun that fits in your wallet. The inventor says he invented it to give people a sense of security. Oh yeah, what makes you feel more secure than sitting on shotgun? Now how does this work? What's the first thing a thief steals? Your wallet, oh, now he's got your gun too!
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