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Theres only so many times I can ejaculate in one day.
What a hot mamma! Youre a MILF I tell ya!
His night really went from first class to coach.
The things that arent great about Dale Im pretty positive I can fix.
Are you trying to hook me up with Kendall and Kylie?
Where is she going? To clean her placenta?
Watch yourself cause daddys in the house.
Now thats a gentlemans photo, ive got my son, a nice tan, birds, and my hairs flowing in the wind like flocks of Capistrano.
When you think of the debonair, ridiculously good looking guy, you think of me.
I dont mind being portrayed as the villain on TV, but nobody knows the real me. Im a great guy. All the haters are just jealous, so theyre trying to bring me down. Im young, handsome, successful, wealthy. You could say Im a role model, Im the American dream!
My great grandaddy was a pimp.
Youre willing to suffer the consequences of hiding or throwing out my cane?
Is there enough room in bed for my stick tonight?
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