They Had Me On The Operating Table All Day. They Looked Into My Stomach, My Gall Bladder, They Examined Everything Inside Of Me. Know What They Decided? I Need Glasses. - SearchQuotes

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They had me on the operating table all day. They looked into my stomach, my gall bladder, they examined everything inside of me. Know what they decided? I need glasses.

Joe E Lewis

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