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They should make a beer called Mondays. That would be a case of the Mondays I wouldn't mind having.
As a kid, when I would hurt myself my mom would rub alcohol on it. Which is why I drink, I'm just putting alcohol on where it hurts the most...The inside.
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Herb is the healing of a nation, alcohol is the destruction.
Alcohol, alternative to feeling like yourself. Oh alcohol, I still drink to your health.
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Here's to alcohol: the cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems.
Always remember that I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me.
They say so many people die because of alcohol. Perhaps they never realized how many of them are born because of it.
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It's funny how alcohol can make the clothes come off.
Dear alcohol, We had a deal where you would make me funnier, smarter, and a better dancer. I saw the video. We need to talk...
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It's absolutely absurd to even consider voting on Sunday alcohol sales. I am opposed to alcohol period. It doesn't do anybody any good in the long run. It's a dangerous drug.
I wonder what the blood alcohol level is of all these mosquitos that keep biting me?
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Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy.
I'm glad now, at age 66, that I never used alcohol or tobacco... I've buried a lot of friends who used tobacco or alcohol.
50 Year Old Birthday
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