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This is my favorite part coming up right now. -Mike Tyson
Ill tell you another thing 6 to 1 odds our car is beat to sh**. -Stu Price
Were not going to leave a baby in the room. Theres a f***ing tiger in the bathroom. -Stu
Stu exclaims: She is wearing my grandmothers Holocaust ring. Alan reponds: I didnt know they gave out rings at the Holocaust.
Phil asks: Whose baby is that? Alan reponds: Check its collar or something.
Jesus, hes like a gremlin. Comes with instructions and sh**. -Phil
Next weeks no good for me. The Jonas Brothers are in town. -Alan
Paging Dr. Faggot, Dr. Faggot! -Phil
Stu Price: This does not seem fair. Phil Wenneck: It's rock-paper-scissors. There's nothin' more fair.
I lost a tooth! I married a whore! -Stu Price
It's the weekend, you don't exist. -Phil Wenneck [a kid tries to ask him a question at school]
Like you said - we all do dumb sh.. when we're fu..ed up. -Mike Tyson [to Phil]
Oh yeah? Why dont you suck on these little Chinese nuts? -Mr. Chow
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