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This year, I'm just making one New Year's resolution: Stop making resolutions. My only other resolution is to quit breaking my resolutions.
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New Years Resolution: To tolerate fools more gladly, provided this does not encourage them to take up more of my time.
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Resolution One: I will live for God. Resolution Two: If no one else does, I still will.
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I will stop peeping into my boyfriend's female friends profile on facebook.
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Now is the accepted time to make your regular annual good resolutions. Next week you can begin paving hell with them as usual.
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I hope the world ends in 2012 so I can't be held accountable for my New Year's resolutions.
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I do not make new year's resolutions. The only thing I do in excess is be awesome, I'm not going to stop that in 2012.
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I probably shouldn't be making any new resolutions this year...mainly because I'm still working on the ones from last year.
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New Year's Resolution: To tolerate fools more gladly, provided this does not encourage them to take up more of my time.
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