Touch It Gently, Put Two Fingers Inside, If It's Wide Use Three Fingers, Make Sure It's Wet And Rub Up And Down. Yep That's How You Wash A Cup. - SearchQuotes

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Touch it gently, put two fingers inside, if it's wide use three fingers, make sure it's wet and rub up and down. Yep that's how you wash a cup.

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Pride attaches undue importance to the superiority of one's status in the eyes of others; And shame is fear of humiliation at one's inferior status in the estimation of others. When one sets his heart on being highly esteemed, and achieves such rating, then he is automatically involved in fear of losing his status.

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