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Twenty-one years is a pretty long walk in the park with someone. So for us to come to this conclusion, it was like a death in the family.
What do you mean 'let me?' I'm Dad! I do what I want to do! I walk around buck nekkid. My kids hate it, but I walk around the house with no drawers on. I go commando in my house!
I'm just doing karate and trying to get females pregnant.
The perception that our community is Oz, that it's The Wire, that's not how it always is in the 'hood.There's little girls jumping double-dutch, there's little boys playing skelly, opening up the Johnny pump. There's beauty there.
I got a call from my manager. He said, 'Dude, dude, you're nominated!' Then I fell back asleep. I was out cold. LeBron James got into my dreams. He said I was nominated!
You get somebody to crack a smile, that's a beautiful thing. So I think all comedians are earning their wings into heaven. We're all going to heaven, but everybody's not going to get their wings. Some people are just going to be regular angels. Doing cleanup, janitor work. In heaven, I'm going to sit on the couch with Oprah.
I don't have to wait until I'm in some comedy club, onstage with a stool and a water and a mic. I'm funny everywhere.
You can do one of two things: You can be the artist that paints the picture, or you can be in the picture. Once you're in the picture, it's not funny.
You want to know what happiness is? It's having something to look forward to, and I have all that stuff to look forward to. Right now, I'm just basking in the glory. I'm just enjoying my time in the spotlight.
I've always been voted most unlikely. Now that I'm making it, everybody's paying attention to everything I say.
This just got awesome!
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