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WTF Why is there no sheep emoji?
Waiting for the 'call me maybe' video from the rover on Mars.
Lady crossing the street, not paying attention, almost got hit. Turns to husband & screams, 'Why didn't YOU watch where I was going?!'
CNN annoyed me so I'm watching Dance Moms. Not the first time Tuesday night has ended up like this.
In a cab. It's like a hundred degrees. Can't tell if that manly odor means I'm stinky or if it's the cabbie.
There's a dude walking down the street with a box strapped to all sides of his head. That's for protection against the aliens, right?
Since Romney supports my right to buy guns with unlimited clips, will he let me buy nuclear weapons too? I need em 2 hunt bin laden. Oh wait...
So many rad Harold and Kumar fans confused why the chair was empty. 'Dude. Wait. Is Obama actually in the chair? I TOTALLY don't see him.'
Overheard. 'Ooh thass that guy from Herald and Gerald go to sumthin sumthin.'
What in the world is in that bag whatchoo got in that. BAG?
Texting a friend I hadn't seen in a while & autocorrect changed 'Great to see you. Was nice' to 'Great to see you. Was nude'
I really enjoyed listening to Rahm's speech. But he's a mayor now, so he can't use four-letter words. But I'm no mayor. So I've got one for you: Vote.
Let's keep fighting for a president who's never stopped fighting for us! Go online. Find your local campaign office. Call your friends. Call some strangers. Volunteer. That's how we're going to win this thing.
Death And Dying
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