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Wait, Lois, we have to handle this delicately. Our son....wants....to plow you.
Oh, I thought you wanted us to murder the children and harvest their organs for beer money.
You know what I haven't had in a while? Big League Chew.
Um, if by ead you mean imagined a naked lady, then, yes.
Hey hey, where the hell is that Peter Griffin? He told me he'd give me a hundred dollars if I took off all my clothes off.
Lois, um, go get the medical dictionary and look up "fork" and "lung."
I'd say, 'Come again?' and I'd laugh as I said, 'Come.'
Oh yeah? Watcha sellin'? Meth, ex, crack, dust, coke, block, crystal????? IN MY NEIGHBORHOOD? I DONT THINK SO!!!!
Hey, that's fantastic, Lois! And I'll pleasure myself to your photos.
Hey Brian! I turned the stairs into a waterslide!
Yep, now here's the plan: You'll enter through the air contitioning duct here. Now there'll be an invisible laser grid three inches from the floor, so you'll have to compress your body to the size of an ordinary household sponge and slide underneath like some kind of weird amphibious dolphin.
Oh god, I hope you're not pregnant, we can't afford another kid. We already got Chris, Stewey, Richie, Joanie, Greg, Marsha, Bobby, Jan, Mike Seaver, Carol Seaver, Boner, Urkel, Mr. Furley...
Stand perfectly still Lois, their vision is based on movement.
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