We Have It. The Smoking Gun. The Evidence. The Potential Weapon Of Mass Destruction We Have Been Looking For As Our Pretext Of Invading Iraq. There's Just One Problem - It's In North Korea. - SearchQuotes

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We have it. The smoking gun. The evidence. The potential weapon of mass destruction we have been looking for as our pretext of invading Iraq. There's just one problem - it's in North Korea.

Jon Stewart

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