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We live in a country where John Lennon takes eight bullets, Yoko Ono is walking right beside him and not one hits her. Explain that to me!
There we were in the middle of a sexual revolution wearing clothes that guaranteed we wouldn't get laid.
Racism isn't born, folks, it's taught. I have a two-year-old son. You know what he hates? Naps! End of list.
Not eating meat is a decision, eating meat is an instinct.
My biggest regret in life is that I didn't hit John Denver in the mouth while I has the chance.
I've eaten things that didn't complain this much.
I would never do crack... I would never do a drug named after a part of my own ass, okay?
I will not bond. I will not share. I refuse to nuture.
I want you to take away the hope because that's the thing that's killing me.
I think we should take Iraq and Iran and combine them into one country and call it Irate. All the pissed off people live in one place and get it over with.
I do have to say that I think that President Obama is the greatest President in the history of all of our Presidents, and that he can do no wrong in my book. So how's that for prejudice on the Democratic side?
Marriage is like a dull meal with the dessert at the beginning
Jerry Lewis has been married twenty times. He gets married on a Tuesday, they find his wife dead in a swimming pool on Thursday. Maybe if you married someone who's old enough to swim next time, OK Jerry?
50 Year Old Birthday
Never Give Up
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