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We need guidance, we've been misled, young and hostile, but not stupid.
I'm writing the report on losing and failing.
I ditched my lecture to watch the girls play soccer, is my picture still hanging in her locker?
You and I should get away for awhile, I just want to be alone with your smile.
Smoked a bong, killed a cat, had my nuts attacked by rats. Dad got nude, I wore a thong, for a hobby I make bombs.
Forgive our neighbor Bob, I think he humped a dog.
Buy some candy and cigarettes and we'll get in my car, we'll blast the stereo and we'll drive to Madagascar.
We started making out and she took my pants off. But then I turned on the TV and that's about the time she walked away from me.
A tank of gas is a treasure to me. I know now that nothing is free.
Good things come to those who wait, cause she laid me.
She'd teach me about modern art, and I'd show her it's okay to fart.
When you smile, I melt inside. I'm not worthy of a minute of your time.
Read my book with a boring ending, a short story of a lonely guy.
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