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Well, having no real skills, I always try to play characters close to myself.
I just loved comedy, and I think it was my parents who initially brought up the notion of me trying to do stand-up.
I'm still scared of monsters, for God's sakes! When my girlfriend goes out of town, I sleep with the TV on.
Ive been exercising...it sucks, I hate it. I hate what Ive become.
I dont watch porn with dialogue. Im far beyond that. I watch the down and dirty stuff.
Uh, stay fat, people. Thats my motto. Its no picnic!
Im a complete coward in real life.
I think a lot of filmmakers make these weird little movies, and arent aware thattheyre making weird little movies!
I was in high school when Will Ferrell was first on Saturday Night Live, and I remember thinking man, that guy is the funniest guy ever.
You can blow up people and still get a PG-13 tag, but the ratings board moves faster than a speeding bullet to slap an R on any movie as soon as sex enters the picture.
My mom never caught me masturbating, so this is the next best thing I guess. Everyone needs to humiliate themselves in front of their parents somehow.
My mom's a social worker and my dad works in non-profit organizations. But they seem very radical in American terms, embracing a form of socialism that really doesn't even exist here. I mean, where I come from, communism is not a terrible word.
I guess what Judd Apatow is to me, is what Terrence Malick is to David Gordon Green. They're just good friends.
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