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Well... sometimes God bless her, she underlines passages in my bible because she can't find hers!
Sorry to bother you, Reverend Lovejoy, but I'm kind of in a tizzy. My son Todd just told us he didn't want to eat his damn vegetables
I just wish you wouldn't curse in front of my boys!
Homer, God didn't set your house on fire.
Hey Homie, I can see your doodle.
If you think I'm cuddly and you want my company, come on wifey let me know!
Watch Fox and be damned for all eternity.
Whoa, a Methuselah rookie card!
Say your prayers, Simpson... Because the schools can't force you like they should!... Maude, these new finger razors make hedge trimming as much fun as sitting through church!
Uh oh...better cancel that dinner party tonight! Thanks for the nose news neighbor.
Stay the course, big Ned. You're doing super!
Wrong, we're saved! Seagulls always stay near land! They only go out to sea to die!
Well, it's Bart Simpson...come on in! You're just in time for "Sponge Bath the Old Folks" Day!
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