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Well he's a drummer, so he's all lean, if you like lean meat.
So basically you want me to eat one of my band mates, and you just expect me to answer that question?
Oh so it's like sand or people.
Can I eat like nuts and berries and stuff?
This barricade is a piece of shit. I could build better. Yeah, yeah, believe it or not, the kid with the lipstick knows how to build stuff.
I also informed her that she was just angry because I was prettier than she was.
A girl in Salt Lake once asked me 'Why are you wearing make-up, are you a fag?' I then said 'Well, if I'm a fag for wearing make-up, you must be a dyke in blue jeans.'
Guys, it's like a little black box like this....wait, you stuck a box up his butt? A BOX?! couldn't you like find a carrot or something??
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How many times will Davey put a disc into his CD player before realizing it's a DVD?
I eventually became the king ruler of the pear-packing plant.
For the record, I'd eat the fuck out of some vegan chocolate chips.
Usually, old ladies tell me to find Jesus. Look, I'm just trying to find some chai and a good vegan muffin.
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