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Welcome to Facebook: Where hoes call out hoes when they should be calling out themselves, where people claim their real when really their faker then Pamela Anderson's boobies, where lame a.. dudes talk about how their balling and got money to blow but really they can't even afford a mcdouble from McDonald's and their living with their parents on the down low, where people post pics of food claiming they made it when they know damn well it's just a tv dinner, where chicks post pics wearing almost nothing trying to get as many likes as they can and they call guys desperate when their the ones looking desperate in the first place! It's more like welcome to drama-Fakebook
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Self centered people only take pics of themselves.
Having that moment looking at pics of me skinny going. Oh that's me?!
Sometimes I wonder why I dont have a boyfriend..then I look through my pics on my phone & I think ohh that's why...
'I hate when girls post bikini pics to Facebook. It's so degrading.' Said no one ever.
All I do is sign boobs and be taking pics. Got the new benz the color of bacon bits.
Dear girl seductively sucking a lollipop in her pics. WE GET IT. It's a c*ck. A yummy peen. Too nail on the head.
It works better if you let relationships come to you instead of begging for one talking bout forever alone taking pics wit 7 cats and a snail.
My dads new nick name is Papa-razzi cuz he won't stop taking pics of me lol.
I've been taking pics, while on the road, that I wanna share with you lot. '7dub' is my name on instacrack, oops I mean instagram.
Not much to do on the boat late night except exchange instagram creeper notes....Why do so many girls on this thing post such scandalous pics? Cracks me up.
If I were a bathroom tile salesman, my pitch would be 'Think of how great this will look in the background of your social networking pics.'
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