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What if you're a really good person, but you get into a really, really bad fight and your leg gets gangrene and it has to be amputated. Will it be waiting for you in heaven?
I don't know! I don't know why I did it, I don't know why I enjoyed it, and I don't know why I'll do it again!
What's Santa's Little Helper doing to that dog? Looks like he's trying to jump over, but he can't quite make it.
Aren't we forgeting the true meaning of Christmas? You know, the birth of Santa
Why would anyone want to hurt me? I'm this century's Dennis the Menace!
I think its ironic that for once dad's butt prevented the release of toxic gas.
You know, I've done a lot of bad stuff through the years. I guess now I'm paying the price. But there's so many things I'll never get a chance to do: smoke a cigarette, use a fake ID, shave a swear word in my hair.
Inside every hardened criminal beats the heart of a ten-year-old boy.
There's no such thing as a soul. It's just something they made up to scare kids, like the boogeyman or Michael Jackson.
I've said it before, and I'll say it again...aye carumba!
We're all gonna die, Lis.
Lisa! Her teeth are big and green. Lisa, she smells like gas-o-line. Lisa, da da da disa. On her birthday, I miss ya.
I didn't do it. Nobody saw me do it. You can't prove anything!
High School Senior
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