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When I was a kid, hearing something from the president was like hearing something from God. Now I hear the president and think, What is he, crazy?
If you're going to take a risk as a comic, make sure it's surrounded by other things that you're certain are funny.
I wish sex could last as long as love.
Opera has made me consider suicide.
When I was a kid, I remember one aunt drinking on Thanksgiving and falling asleep at the dinner table. Her husband said, Betty, wake up and finish your drink.
Ballet I love for about five minutes. Then I want to see a comic come out.
You think you want to be famous. Then you see twenty or thirty people with cameras running after somebody coming out of a restaurant. And you say, That might be fun for a night. The idea is to be just famous enough that when you walk into a restaurant, the maitred' says, Oh, I have a nice table.
I remember Johnny Carson laughing effusively when I made my 'Tonight' show debut in the early 1970's as part of a sketch comedy group called the Ace Trucking Company. We didn't even have a name when we first did the show, but one of my favorite moments was looking over to see him laughing, falling off his chair. This was topped only by another kind of tribute often paid by Johnny: imitation. We did a sketch about tough motorcyclists stopping into a shop and demanding shoes and coming away with handbags and ruffled blouses and stuff, and after it was over, Johnny kept saying, 'I want some shoes,' like one of the characters, and that was just a kind of salute. To have him pick up a catchphrase and repeat it was just amazing.
I just admire everybody and sit in awe and watch them.
Suddenly you're like a pirate, you're 65 years old and you've got an earring.
Someone I've always admired is Catherine O'Hara... I think she's one of the best actresses in the country, not only comedy. I just think she's just a step aside from everybody, she's just wonderful.
It's such a pleasure to work in these movies, it's almost like it's not really happening.
It's more fun in a way to do ensemble scenes, where you know your background, you know the scene, but you can't prepare because someone else is going to say something that is going to lead you off.
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