When I Was A Kid I Used To Pray Every Night For A New Bike. Then I Realised That The Lord Doesn't Work That Way, So I Stole One And Asked Him To Forgive Me. - SearchQuotes

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When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bike. Then I realised that The Lord doesn't work that way, so I stole one and asked him to forgive me.

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