When People Say "Oh You Just Want To Have Your Cake And Eat It Too". F*ck Off. What Good Is A Goddamn Cake You Can't Eat? What Should I Eat, Someone Else's Cake Instead? - SearchQuotes

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When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". F*ck off. What good is a goddamn cake you can't eat? What should I eat, someone else's cake instead?

George Carlin

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