When You're In Bed And You're Married To Someone, Don't Fart Under The Covers And Trap Her Under The Covers, Because She Gets Pissed. - SearchQuotes

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When you're in bed and you're married to someone, don't fart under the covers and trap her under the covers, because she gets pissed.

Ashton Kutcher

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