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When you are tying to have intercourse with a special lady friend and some other guy comes up and tickles your balls from behind.
Ive learned something, too: selling out is sweet because when you sell out, you get to make a lot of money, and when you have money, you dont have to hang out with a bunch of poor asses like you guys. Screw you guys, Im going home.
Yeah, and the sweet thing is, the stupid asshole didnt even charge me money for it. He just made me close my eyes and suck on a hose.
Yeah, I bought all that I could at this bank, and then I got the rest from this guy Ralph in an alley.
Its a mans obligation to stick his boneration in a womens separation; this sort of penetration will increase the population of the younger generation.
How would you like to suck my balls?
You so much as TOUCH kittys ass, and Ill put a firecracker in your nutsack and blow your balls all over your pants.
I would never let a woman kick my ass. If she tried something, I'd be like, HEY! You get your bi... a.. back in the kitchen and make me some pie!
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