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Whether it's the best of times or the worst of times, it's the only time we've got.
This is a wonderful way to celebrate an 80th birthday... I wanted to be 65 again, but they wouldn't let me - Homeland Security.
The powder is mixed with water and tastes exactly like powder mixed with water.
The buffalo isn't as dangerous as everyone makes him out to be. Statistics prove that in the United States more Americans are killed in automobile accidents than are killed by buffalo.
Tax reform is taking the taxes off things that have been taxed in the past and putting taxes on things that haven't been taxed before.
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So far things are going my way. I am known in the hospice as The Man Who Wouldn't Die. I don't know if this is true or not, but I think some people, not many, are starting to wonder why I'm still around.
If you attack the establishment long enough and hard enough, they will make you a member of it.
I worship the quicksand he walks in.
Every time you think television has hit its lowest ebb, a new program comes along to make you wonder where you thought the ebb was.
A bad liver is to a Frenchman what a nervous breakdown is to an American. Everyone has had one and everyone wants to talk about it.
Have you ever seen a candidate talking to a rich person on television?
Television has a real problem. They have no page two.
Any company executive who overcharges the government more than $5 million will be fined $50 or have to go to traffic school three nights a week.
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