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Why do Jewish men die before their wives? They want to.
Why do Jewish divorces cost so much? They're worth it.
While playing golf today I hit two good balls. I stepped on a rake.
When God sneezed, I didn't know what to say.
Those two are a fastidious couple. She's fast and he's hideous.
This man used to go to school with his dog. Then they were separated. His dog graduated!
This man is frank and earnest with women. In Fresno, he's Frank and in Chicago he's Ernest.
This is an elegant hotel! Room service has an unlisted number.
There was a girl knocking on my hotel room door all night! Finally, I let her out.
The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret.
The horse I bet on was so slow, the jockey kept a diary of the trip.
That was the first time I saw a horse start from a kneeling position!
Take my wife... Please!
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