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With my friends trying to learn how to twerk...it's not a very pretty sight. And it's definitely NOT twerking.
No matter how hard I try, I just can't seem to fight the spaz in me.
I just taught myself to drive with my feet. I'm pretty good at it!
Hold the phone! There's a show called 'Too cute. Puppies' on Animal Planet?? Time to set the Dvr!
My dogs get more excited about a piece of lettuce than they do for almost anything else! They're definitely LA bitches.
Growing up, I always wanted to be on the game show Supermarket Sweep. They should bring it back! I'd go straight for the meat...and WIN!
I've had enough with the earthquakes. My whole house shook and I came really close to peeing my pants.
Note to self: When spraying hairspray, it's important to spray it into your hair, and NOT into the person's eyeballs next to you.
My bed is a hoarder.
Fake people suck. That is all.
We heard footsteps when no one was around, tapping on my bed when I'd go to sleep, trash compactor, tv, and sink would come on randomly....
My mind has been blown by the magic going on here tonight....Bent quarters and moving straws.
I accidentally ate a piece of chocolate yesterday.....oops. All I know is one minute I'm mid convo with a friend, and the next, a piece of chocolate was in my mouth. No idea how it got there!
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