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With sixty staring me in the face, I have developed inflammation of the sentence structure and definite hardening of the paragraphs.
Why do you have to be a nonconformist like everybody else?
Well, if I called the wrong number, why did you answer the phone?
We all have faults, and mine is being wicked.
Unless artists can remember what it was to be a little boy, they are only half complete as artist and as man.
There is something about a poet which leads us to believe that he died, in many cases, as long as 20 years before his birth.
There is no safety in numbers, or in anything else.
There is no exception to the rule that every rule has an exception.
There are two kinds of light - the glow that illuminates, and the glare that obscures.
The wit makes fun of other persons; the satirist makes fun of the world; the humorist makes fun of himself, but in so doing, he identifies himself with people - that is, people everywhere, not for the purpose of taking them apart, but simply revealing their true nature.
The sanity of the average banquet speaker lasts about two and a half months; at the end of that time he begins to mutter to himself, and calls out in his sleep.
The past is an old armchair in the attic, the present an ominous ticking sound, and the future is anybody's guess.
The only rules comedy can tolerate are those of taste, and the only limitations those of libel.
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